Single shirts
Printed on American Apparel 100% cotton (Men’s) or Bella Canvass (Women’s).
Women’s Large pictured. (Model is 5′ 6″)
Tamazight (Berber) – Black on Demonic Red.
It wasn’t easy, but we got the translation 100% accurate.
Impress your Moroccan friends. Or yourself, if you’re Moroccan.
Two color design, part of the “Bible Songs 1” pre-order. We found a few left over. 100% cotton.
White on black print of our most hardworking (and heaviest) band member. Let the world know that you demand that your noise-rock be delivered with the poundiest bass.
Printed in Louisville, KY by the one and only Evan Patterson. Shirts are American Apparel.
Festoon your torso with the recently-extinct!
Our thylacine (aka “Tasmanian Tiger”) logo -designed by the amazing Diana Sudyka- is now available in textile form. Available in 2 colors and 6 sizes.
On American Apparel stock
“Responsibly Manufactured, Marketed by Assholes”
Printed on American Apparel Standard. Women’s Medium pictured.
Japanese – Dark Gray on Asphalt.
We have checked with a few folks – it really does say “The Austerity Program” and not “I Am a Child Molester”.
Printed on Next Level 100% cotton (Style 3600 Men’s, 3900 Women’s).
Women’s Large pictured. (Model is 5′ 6″)
Thai – Deep Gold on Maroon.
The text is an accurate Thai translation of the band name. Seriously.
Our most classic shirt. Since way back. Never/always out of style.
English – White on Black. Women’s Medium pictured.
Logo is 10″ across. Shirts are 100% cotton.
Show your support for proper ventilation in this stylish T-Shirt designed by Nick Erickson.
Nonagon is watching you. They see your every move.
Gray ink on a black, 4.3 oz, ‘Fine Cotton Jersey’ by American Apparel.
“Manufactured responsibly. Marketed by assholes.”
Design by Nick Pyle
